May 2013
92 posts
au-rev0ir:
if i marry someone attractive and our kids end up with my face i’m going to be seriously pissed
jisatsus:
i do this thing where i distance myself from people because they seem so much happier without me and i don’t want to ruin that
ponies-and-politics:
idreaminwords:
Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG
dampsandwich:
my own face pisses me off
i’d like to formally apologize to anyone i’ve disappointed with my terrible friendship skills
eracist:
I’m really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff
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greekgogurt:
please do not do the thing with the person i like i want to do the thing with them
drarna:
the fact that axe handles are made of wood is the ultimate “fuck you” to trees
gaydayparade:
Alex Gaskarth sits at home, snacking. He pops a life-saver into his mouth. Not paying an extremely large amount of attention to what he was doing, he chokes. He eventually manages to cough up the candy. After a few gasps for breath, Alex calms down, and a grin slowly creeps onto his face.
“How ironic,” he whispers to himself.
redmonsoontriad:
i get caught off guard when people acknowledge my presence because im so irrelevant i sometimes forget i even exist
sluttyoliveoil:
haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin
